Friday, Mar. 21, 2003 - 6:26 a.m.

"Oh the Humanity" or "Get That Woman Some Clothes"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

"Angelina Jolie's Oscar Outfit Stolen in London

Mar 20, 8:05 am ET

LONDON (Reuters) - The outfit due to be worn by Hollywood star Angelina Jolie at Sunday's Oscar ceremony has been stolen from the designer's car in London.

British designer Scott Henshall said the dress, along with jewelry, accessories and other gowns earmarked for guests at the annual glitzy show in Los Angeles, had been stolen from his car in the upmarket Knightsbridge area of the British capital on Wednesday evening.

"There is no way I can remake Angelina's or any other dresses in time," he told Thursday's London Evening Standard.

"There were 20 outfits in the collection and now the nine most glamorous have gone."

Jolie's outfit was described as a 3,000 pound body-hugging corset dress decorated with cherubs.

"We are investigating the theft of nine designer dresses plus other items of clothing and accessories from a car," a police spokesman told Reuters."

THIS is news? You have GOT to be kidding me. Why can't she just go the Gap and throw something together like Sharon Stone did a few years back? Hell, she'd look good in a grocery bag for all I know.

On a more serious note, Tarik's dad is literally hunkered down in a bunker/bomb shelter in Kuwait City with his gas mask and bio/chem suit waiting for this thing to be over so he can go do the bidding of a company that may or may not be the construction subsidiary of the big company that our illustious VP may or may not once have been the Chairman of. But you did't hear that from me.

What else, CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They reset the counts on Ultimate Topsites back to zero. Mary Boleyn WAS number 17 on the top 100, now she's down to number 75 - CRAP CRAP CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP! And I am out of banner ads. The consensus from the masses, "BUY MORE!!" Andrew is going to have to start a 12 Step Program for banner ad junkies because I think I am pathetic enough to just keep buying them. Nina is laughing her ass off at me because of it.

And this weekend when I have some time (because I have actually been working this week - YEA!) I want to put my superior HTML skills to work to do an acknowledgement page and thank everyone who listed Mary Boleyn as a favorite diary. Its reall sweet of everyone to do that.

Thus ends this bit of mindless drivel.