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Sunday, May. 11, 2003 - 8:36 a.m. Tornados terrify me. Here's why.
Hola and que PASA!!� Yeah, that's
what we say down here in Texas where the rednecks roam like the deer and the
antelope play.� But SHIT!� I'll take rednecks any day over what's
going on in the rest of the Bible belt; ie:� Oklahoma, Tennessee,
Missouri.� The town my mom grew up in, Jackson, TN was one of the hardest
hit places this week.� It was all over the news.� I haven't been there
since I was about 4 or 5 though, so I don't really have any remembrance of
it.� I am terrified of tornadoes, deathly afraid of them to the point that
if there is tornadic weather around, I have anxiety attacks.� I have been
through a tornado..... once.� NEVER do I EVER want to do that again.�
That had to be the scariest freaking moment, or night rather, in my
life.�� So here's the story:� Picture it,
the idyllic early 80's summer, May 1983.� I was fourteen.� I grew up
in a VERY whitebread neighborhood, very homogenized, upper middle class, big
houses (hell, I thought EVERYONE lived in a two story house for most of my early
life).� Our house was pretty big.� 3300 square feet, two story, three
car garage, corner lot...� yeah, we had it pretty good.�� My
mom's sister, finance and their two best friends are visiting� from
Burlington, Vermont.� We had 9 people in our house at� the time.�
My aunt and uncle came down here to get married.� Wedding happens, its fun,
blah blah blah.� During their stay the sleeping arrangements were as
thus:� Mom and Dad and my brother in my parents room (front north corner of
house facing front yard), aunt and uncle in my brother's room next to my
parent's room (north rear corner of house facing back yard), my sister and I in
her room (bedroom faces main drive in subdivision on west on side of house, and
the friends were in my bedroom next to my sister's room facing the same main
drive.� We are on the opposite side of the house from my parents.�
There are large bay or panoramic windows in both my room and my sister's
room.� Both of our rooms face the side of the house with the driveway and
there are two very tall pine trees right outside my sister's window.� So,
this night, bad bad thunderstorms in the area which is typical of May (all the
bad weather in the Midwest going on right now in May).� We all went to bed
and it was storming pretty bad outside.� No big deal.� We all went to
bed to the tone of the thunderstorm.� Of course lightning and thunder make
it difficult for me to sleep. Approximately 1:00 in the morning, the
rain died down and the weather calmed.� What happens next is a blur, but
here's what I remember.� My sister and I were awake and probably talking
when all of a sudden, it was like a bucket from God was turned upside down
because the volume of rain and the ferocity of which it started to pour was enormous,
TORRENTIAL and very VERY loud.� I looked out the window, and according to
my sister screamed, "Oh my God!� The tree!"� We both jumped
out of our beds, I tripped, she literally hurdled over me getting out of the
bedroom and we ran down the hall to my parent's room.� They came running
out yelling, "Get downstairs!!!"� We all ran downstairs into the
bathroom right underneath the stairs where, if you have no basement, is THE
safest place to be in a tornado.� I don't remember any kind of freight
train sound, only a really loud whistle of wind, the house creaking and then a
really huge crash.� Then just as suddenly as it came, it was gone.� My
poor sister, who was 11 at the time was shaking uncontrollably.� I felt so
awful for her.� There were 7 of us crammed into this tiny bathroom.�
Notice I said 7.� Where were the other two? What had happened was the tornado had
snapped off the top third portion of the two trees that were outside of my
sister's window.� One tree ended up in the neighbor's yard across the
street and the other had come over the game room of our house and impaled itself
through the skylight in the roof, stopping only inches from our pool
table.� In the dark with the lightning (and of course we lost electricity)
it was very Poltergeist-esque.� We all spent the rest of the night
downstairs of course, and in the morning my parent's friends came over and
helped break up the chunk of tree that had come through the skylight.� That
effects of that damage would plague us til my parents sold the house in
1998.� Every time it rained really hard, the skylight leaked.� So
where were the other two people?� Well, apparently people from Vermont are
very heavy sleepers because my aunt and uncle's friends, who were sleeping in my
room, right beneath a 4' x 5' window that could have blown out and shredded
them, slept through the whole thing.� How? I have no idea. But this
certainly made their one and only trip to Texas memorable. This incident terrified me enough, but
when my sister moved to Tulsa to go to college, that made me REALLY
nervous.� In 1992 some HORRIBLE tornados, worse than the ones they just had
there, ripped through Tulsa.� I was spending the weekend with my girlfriend
Sheila in Austin and at right around midnight heard about the storms.� I
called my sister right then and there to make sure she was alive.� She was
fine, but scared.� She told me of some of the damage that had happened and
about a guy who never made it from his car to the culvert to take cover.�
They found his mangled body some hours later. A year or so after that, I was in
Houston when some tornados ripped through.� I was still living at home
after college graduation and my folks were out of town.� I got in that
bathroom with my two dogs and got on the phone with Sheila in� Austin and
stayed on the phone for almost two hours, in the bathroom, terrified and
crying.� She has been through the same storm system earlier in the day and
had been terrified.� Luckily, there were no tornados in my area. Extremely high winds scare me as
well.� When your house is creaking from every pore, THAT is scary. Later that summer, Hurricane Alicia
blew through.� Honestly, not even one tenth as scary.� The worst thing
about it was we had no electricity for about 4 days, in August.� THAT is
some of the most GAWD awful torture you can go through.� No AC in Houston
in August. I hope none of you have to experience
any of that. On a lighter note, Mary Boleyn has a
new survey.� Its about Ren Speak.� Can you translate back into modern
English the song titles, famous sayings and quotes in the survey?� Here's
the Renspeak
Survey.� Good luck! |
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