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Thursday, Jun. 08, 2006 - 7:37 a.m. Being Organized? HA HA HA!
At some point this morning I found the
presence of mind to realize, as I was about to pour cream into my coffee cup,
that said coffee cup was upside down. Good thing too because I was NOT in
the mood to have to clean up that mess. Travis took it upon himself twice
yesterday to decorate the kitchen floor with the contents of the dog and cat
food and water bowls. My bad; I forgot to put them out of his
reach. I seem to have developed a case of pregnancy induced Turrette's
Syndrome as at any given moment a torrent of expletives will come pouring forth
from my unchecked mouth or fingers, in which much vitriol is emanated. I
am going to have to get this in check as I cannot have my little one's first
complete sentence be, "Ann Coulter is a fucking cunt, worthless piece of
shit, complete waste of human flesh." I don't think others would find
that precocious no matter how complex that sentence. I
seem to also be having a difficult time being organized. I can't get
the house clean, I don't feel like doing chores or taking care of pertinent
matters like getting the cats to the vet for follow up appointments for their
various urinary tract ailments. I forgot to buy diaper rash cream at the
grocery yesterday, which was the main reason I went at all. I can't seem
to get showered before 10:00 a.m. never mind putting on make-up. I don't
want to cook any meals. I'll wash a load of laundry, but then let it
either sit in the washing machine for two days, thereby insuring it gets that
funky wet smell, or will put it in the dryer, and then not fold it for a
week. And the dog needs a bath in the worst sort of way as she stinks, but
I don't feel like dealing with it. And I tell myself each morning
that today is the day I am going to get organized, but then I fall flat on my
face in that endeavour. Its one of those "the mind is willing, but
the flesh is weak" sorts of things. Song
Virus du Jour: "All You Need is Love" ~ The Beatles Useless
Trivia du Jour: And speaking of useless wastes of human flesh....
Zarqawi finally got his. |
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