In a valley in a cave was a colony of vampire bats.  One evening one of the little bats goes out on a joy flight and doesn't come back til almost sunrise the next morning, his face all covered in blood.  Well, this gets all the other little bats in the colony all excited.  They all start buzzing, "Where'd you get the blood?!  Where'd you get the blood?!"  The little bat had been out all night long and was in no mood to be bothered and he told them all to buzz off.  But the other little bats really wanted to know where he got the blood and kept pestering him, "Where'd you get the blood?!  Where'd you get the blood?!"  Finally, the poor little guy figured that the only way to get them all to shut up would be to take them to where he got the blood.  He said, "You guys wanna know where I got the blood?!"  "YEAH!  YEAH !  YEAH!"  they all exclaimed!  "Well come on and follow me."  And out of the cave he flew with his thousands of itty bitty batty buddies following behind.  They darkened the morning sky as they emerged from the cave.  Through the forest they flew, around the bend, over the trees, and across the river till they came to a huge rock jutting out from the hillside and the little bat suddenly stopped, dead in his tracks.  "Where'd you get the blood?!  Where'd you get the blood?!"  all the little vampire battys wanted to know.  "You wanna know where I got the blood?"  "Yeah!  Yeah!  Yeah!" they all exclaimed excitedly!  In low whisper he said, "OK, do all of you see that rock there?"  They all nodded and said "Yes, yes, yes!"  The little bat screamed "GOOD!  BECAUSE I FUCKING DIDN'T!!"

I LOVE that joke.

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Song virus du jour (and this is just as random as Oscar the Grouch from the other day):  "Coward of the County" ~ Kenny Rogers.