Friday, Jan. 06, 2006 - 2:42 p.m.

'Roid Rage

AH MAH GAWD! God is trying to punish me for something, and I don't know what it is. I want to stick my rear in a vat of boiling tar to make it stop! Oh the humanity and the TMI! Why did this crop up today? I mean REALLY? I didn't walk out of the house this morning with the affliction. Why now? GAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!